boiga.

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

all i do anymore is have a cut on my finger

any shit resonates with you people

hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly

the craziest thing about being alive is that you have to live with other people’s interpretations of you

tim kreider was right when he said we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known

everyone avert your eyes [expresses a standard human emotion] [illogically experiences shame even with only myself as witness]

acts like an animal looking for a private place to die (experience a very basic + necessary feeling)

some of you guys have GOT to remember about fun

like it’s ok… just be a little silly… be annoying… be embarrassing… you are alive

it is what it is *throws up blood*

this isn’t about your little men from your little shows. it’s about ME

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

Straight men don’t have ‘slut eras’—they have ‘Quagmire Moments’

minimalism is cool but have you ever had all the things you love in your room

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

i was not built for college but unfortunately i was also not built for anything else

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

man some of the seven deadly sins aren’t even that bad. sorry I’m angry n wanna fuck? Sorry I ate a lot? shut up

Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women