Foreground.

you come to me, on the day of my ovulation,

can’t explain it but the kitchen is the most romantic room in a house

concept: me in very bright primary colors, my girlfriend in a totally normal outfit but her t-shirt reads “if you’re mean to my clown I’ll attack”

me @ the stars: help me

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

I too want a bunch of tiny bowls to hold spices in while im cooking but who’s gonna wash them....not I

Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup... well. the answer should be obvious.

you took the worms right out of my mouth