ClumsyGirl

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

We’ve made it 5 years folks

Come on little girl come to tumblr

i’m so fucking tired of young girls on tumblr basically BEGGING to be groomed like baby please find some light in u and leave that old rat creature u call daddy!! i totally understand the concept of daddy issues but this isn’t the answer. it will leave a permanent damage on ur very soul

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

Every night of tour during End Of August a bug has landed on my keyboard and you expect me to just stay silent about that?

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that super online people are shocked that a not particularly online woman wants to spend the days after her wedding with her husband and doesn’t really give a fuck about posting pics of said wedding online. If everything you do is for the ‘gram it must be absolutely unfathomable that other people have different priorities.

And she is entitled to her privacy-she doesn't owe anything to anyone.