The "Irrational" fear of the Dark

Ban: Ok

Ban: I know I bought you the drink but I'm kind of jealous of the glass

Meliodas, laughing:

And every year people think they’re doing performance art like Malcolm’s family from that one episode of Malcolm in the Middle. Eventually they get a reputation.

“Oh the Cullens? Yeah. Every year they show up absolutely doused in body glitter and just…go about their normal days like that.”

“The doctor has a first-aid tent and his wife sells homemade soaps and candles out of their van. They always smell so good I can’t say no.”

“The hot blonde one doesn’t even see any shows, she just lays there and sunbathes. She never burns.”

“The tiny one only hangs out with the really stoned people and braids their hair. I’ve never seen her or any of them sleep.”

“The moody one with the eyebrows, I think his name might be Jessie? Jackass? Whatever. He just lays facedown in the dirt sometimes and doesn’t move for a while. Drugs, man.”

Bonus: 

Some drawings of favorite superhero dorks 5 years later…🐞🐾

Never leave superheroes unattended.

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@tizzymcwizzy​ suggested a name for a tag! so I’ll start tagging these comics as  #the dragon the cat and the designer 

BONUS:

“They did it…They defeated the villain!!”

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