A Goat

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography

What pisses me off is the complexity of the context required to throw this pun so it made any sense.

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

*pushes tear back into eye* not now

I’m hyperventilating

En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.

literally me @ my prof right now

I love her.

once this happened to me but my friend’s hand was in the way but I didn’t want to stop the glide and she wasn’t moving it so I kept going and sliced her finger and she had to get stiches

go hard or go home

how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit

You just made my post 200% better.

Shooting That last movie must have been really awkward