Boo!!! U scared yet??? :p

Don't let no Nigga tell you how to dress , how to eat , how to walk , who to be friends w/ or even how to breathe . They are not God or your father .

Facts. Or go through your phone. He ain’t paying your bills

Straight up

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

You don’t always get one more day... do it now!

She looking at the camera like she can read what it says and can’t believe you called her out like that

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

how much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped .. u just hear plat plat plat plat coming towards u and u look down and it’s a frog going at full speed

Pray, work out, read books, talk less + no instagram 

edit: no twitter

Is anyone else in a weird state of mind right now ? Like everything is fine but everything’s not fine