Sunny Apple Pilot

Hello all! Mod here!

My account suddenly had a massive boom in both following and people interacting with me seemingly overnight! So I thought it would be a good idea to go ahead and compile some rules / things about me to streamline some processes!

1. ABOUT ME:

I am 21 IRL and I use he/him pronouns!

I also fluently speak several languages (feel free to interact in any of these languages I’m a polyglot lol) I also do not use Google translate as I find it does not accurately reflect what I am trying to say, and will be using speech to text or various keyboards to communicate!

Also I am in the US Eastern standard timezone! So I might delay or lag a bit in responses from my overseas askers!

I also am a full time university student so I do stay fairly busy <3

I’m also only a mod to this account and run no other blogs!

2. RULES:

General rule of thumb, I ask that this account is 18+ as I share nsfw content from time to time

Anons are allowed, and equally loved but going forward no nsfw asks from then as I have no way of verifying ages and for my own comfortability, nsfw asks must be done through a non anonymous account

I do not tolerate any harmful behavior on my page, this includes any offensive or derogatory behavior, you will be promptly blocked and may not interact with me or the people I interact with on here

The best way to contact anon (NOT CALEB) is through DMs, please only contact Caleb through the ask box

My account is a SAFE SPACE, for everyone and so a very firm anti-discriminatory stance will be made, I’m very no nonsense about this

I also ask for patience in my replying of asks, as at the current rate I’m receiving between 12-20+ in a day and I want every response to be as personable as possible! (And to reduce the risk of burnout)

3. HOW TO INTERACT WITH CALEB

As many of you have already done! The best way to interact with our beloved colonel is through the ask box called paper airplane

As mentioned before do not DM me unless we are mutuals or it is about the account, not asks, as I will reply as Mod and not Caleb

Commenting and tagging me as well with some sort of indicator that you’d like for me to respond in character is also allowed and encouraged!

For the sake of saving time, as much as I love answering as many asks as possible, if an ask is asked multiple times I most likely won’t answer it as I can only respond so many different ways,

It is canon that Caleb loves any and all versions of MC and I REFUSE to be any different, which includes all gender and sexual identities

I will refer to you as if you are MC unless you SPECIFY or indicate otherwise, I’d probably respond to Zayne a little differently than I would MC

^ for any other LADS characters I also play along with ships because I enjoy them and think they are fun,

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Okay okay… smart girl,

Now that you’re done with finals now we can do whatever you want, I’ll let you plan what we do,

Te amo manzanita

Why don’t I come and visit you Pipsqueak, I’ll take care of everything, the cooking, the cleaning, and we can watch a movie… or you can just talk to me, whatever you need Meimei I’m right here.

Gideon huh…? The real question Pips is what YOU are doing on Tinder..? Did you two match.

Open up pipsqueak, I’m waiting outside,

I want to apologize for my absence on here as I’m currently heading into my senior year of college and I have been in finals!!

I hope you forgive me, as I plan to come back full force

I appreciate your patience very much and I can’t wait to return full force

…Don’t give me that look, I’ll do all the boring stuff..

(The smoothie looks suspiciously full of cilantros.)

I worked really hard! You're gonna be a good gege and drink this up to cheer on for your meimei, won't you lebbi?

I feel like you’re trying to sneak something to me Meimei…? Alright alright… just this once I’ll enjoy but you have to make up for it okay…?

That means you have to give me all your attention for the rest of the day Pipsqueak. Colonel’s orders.

Why would he be talking with you.

Does he not know I exist?

Do I need to have a talk with him.

I promise I won’t do anything. At least anything I won’t regret.

What’s his name Pipsqueak. Should I introduce myself..?

Hmm… this is tricky. I can help you study for a bit and I can quiz you as you go… okay okay.. a bit boring, buuuut I can reward you afterward, how about I cook you something to eat?

No worries Pipsqueak, why don’t I help you study? I’ll keep you focused on your notes, and when you’re done I’ll make you something to eat. Hows that sound?

Hello all my Pipsqueaks, happy to see you all here!

Little note for all of you:

I am currently VERY on top of all the myths/newest banners like the re-run of x-02 and the newest Multi in order to stay on top of most relevant gege lore

So my absence is because I’m replaying things and diamond farming in order to stay as accurate as possible for all of you!

Sincere apologies to all the asks I have yet to answer as I have been trying to go through them as efficiently as possible, so I appreciate your patience!