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Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all

Long story short, I was Harry Potter and had to escape my backyard by having a pajama party with my brother-in-law. We had matching pajamas.

Me and my school went on a Magic School Bus-type field trip including the little lizard dude, except the lizard was actually a frog named Steven. Also we were all giant colorful balloon people. Anyway, we went somewhere cold like Antarctica or smthn and our little buddy Steven started hibernating but everyone thought he died so we buried him alive in the snow. We realized he was only hibernating after we got back to our school multiple hours later. RIP Steven.

*pops open a big honkin tub of glue* hey you. should i drink this glue? i want to give you a false sense of having control of where this story is going

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

hi goths are allowed to pose on my grave when i die

I went to a restaurant late at night that said it was open twenty four hours. It appeared to be closed so I knocked on the door and a guy came out and said, “Sorry, we’re closed.” I replied, “But it says you’re open twenty four hours?” “Yeah, but not in a row.”

Dissolve milk powder with more milk to create Ultra Milk

Dissolve instant coffee with more coffee to create Ultra Coffee

Put Ultra Milk in your Ultra Coffee.

if ao3 shuts down the entire population of rhode island WILL die of whooping cough

FISH NO

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT