The Thirst is Taking Over

Audio transcript: Crowd: Loud cheering Crowd, chanting: LOOT! LOOT! LOOT! Brennan Lee Mulligan: It's not looting if it was your fucking money to start with Crowd: BIG WORDLESS CHEER OF APPROVAL

the symbolism of billionaires willingly paying some greedy tech bro 250k to go sit in his backyard shed built tin-can submarine to find a sunk mass grave site of over a thousand people (many whom died solely due to being poor or third class passengers) only to become missing and likely lost at sea themselves is the type of karma you usually never get to see play out so perfectly

the ocean heard us all scream “eat the rich” so many times that she was finally like “why don’t we just drown them instead”

also for anyone else wondering this is the exact same kind of vapid selfishness that has flocks of rich people going to places like mount everest and getting themselves into mortal danger from being untrained and inexperienced (as well as actively harming the environment around them) and wondering why us regular folk aren’t more sympathetic towards them and their dreams of spending massive amounts of money that other people couldn’t dream of earning in their lifetime to go to places where they don’t belong and getting themselves killed

do you ever think about how Andy could go see a live production of a play in the 21st century that she has seen a thousand different times because she still slightly recalls the first time she saw it, back when she was still “young”, and just lose your goddamn mind?

WHAT

"Ma'am, you're using a company laptop. You're going to have to enter your password when you log in. No, we can't fix that. And even if we could, YOU WORK IN PAYROLL SO NO."

“It makes no damn sense! Compels me though,” and “no, it’s JUST DUMB” are the two most important additions to the general vernacular ever

Honestly, that's part of the reason why functioning labels suck