i would call the police then papa john himself

"you've changed" i sure hope so bro i just did my magical girl transformation sequence

wholesome

“i’m a fool in a man’s shoes” is the most powerful thing i have ever read

oh to be the person in someone’s heart shaped locket

Why feel like a dick. Racists shouldn’t have nice things.

If your first impulse on being told “don’t be racist” is to do something blatantly racist, you deserve whatever happens to you.

i love how joyfully powerful she obviously feels the second they hand her the sword because that’s what i would do if given a cool weapon

why is this so funny 

apps that shut off your music when you open them just how fucking important do you think you are

eez et becauze I ate ze lazt poptärt thees mo'ning??? :(

i will never NOT reblog this