Staining Your Mind

Oh. My. GOD. I just died.

I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.

I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.

How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.

Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.

“high fantasy math” - the tag I should have expected to write some day.

I’m so proud of everyone in this post

This is officially my favorite post ever.

sometimes I’ll be minding my own business and suddenly an intrusive thought comes along like “what if you killed the person next to you” or “imagine if you just stood up and stabbed yourself in the eye” and I’m like cHILL

Both of these have happened to me.

Too right, that. I’m beating mine, though.

this is my favourite quote ever

Word baby, word.

Omfg, I died laughing. Then realized, after the mirth, that this is actually a real thing. Then I re-animated, and died laughing again.

lol

These are not owls.

are you sure

Hey, my cat and the cat she doesn’t like are stuck in a tree. #friendship

Good man.

Why are they all named after battleships?

This.

But dey don’t hear you Kat

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

I actually tend to do this……sometimes I just have no filter.