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homeworkmyass-deactivated201505

so much tension in one photo

preciousprincesa

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

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shinyopals

Whenever I read up on Norse myths I’m all ‘WHOA VIKINGS WERE WEIRD’. And then I go to AO3 and see a dolphin AU and realise they aren’t weird, they’re just like us.

And now I’m imagining a thousand years ago, some women around a fire, and one of them’s all “And then Loki and Angrboða had another baby, and this one was a massive snake.”

And the second is all “UGH, HILDA, NO. That sounds ridiculous. Loki would never cheat on Sigyn.”

And Hilda’s all “Whatever, Ingrid: no concrit! Don’t like, don’t read! But you write Loki completely OOC, he doesn’t care about Sigyn at all! She’s so boring anyway. He’s a trickster. He’s way too busy having sex to give a shit about.”

“NO WAY HE LOVES HER.”

“If you keep going on about your OTP I’m going to make him fuck a horse next time. And he’ll be the one having the babies!”

And Ingrid stomps off to write about Loki and Sigyn having beautiful, meaningful sex where they stare lovingly at each other.

And then a third woman is all, “Hilda all your fic is about Loki’s dick. Why don’t you write about women occasionally??”

And Hilda is like, “Ugh, Brigida, write your own.”

And then Brigida is all, “FINE, I WILL. AND I’M GIVING HEIMDALL NINE MOMS.”

mikkeneko

honestly for me the breaking point was that one time during the Brisengamen that Loki, for reasons to complicated to go into, turned himself into a seal

and Heimdall also turned into a seal to fight him

and they just sat there whacking each other with their flippers till Ragnarok

molly-ren

There’s so much going on in this post and it combines two of my most favorite things in the world: fanfic and Viking weirdness.

Does this mean fandom’s long-standing tradition of gender bending characters goes all the way back to Loki changing sex? :D

topazmother

keep creating your art. please.

sakimichan

The Trio is now complete ! fun painting them :3

#SHIT DUDE THAT IS SOME NICE ART RIGHT THERE #GOD D A M N #garnet #amethyst #pearl necklace #su #steven universe

weirdnessisgood

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IM CRYING I HAVENT LOGGED ON HERE IN FOREVERR HI GUYS THE FUCK IS UP

fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment

this is your reminder to SAVE your work

saiyanshredder

If your fandom is a huge mess clap your hands

If you’re sick of seeing discourse clap your hands

If we got our act together then the show’d be that much better if the fandom needs a reboot clap your hands

openfacedsandwiches

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

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teentitansgo-unofficial

super-metroid

licoricemalachite

#aVegetableHolder #do u ever cry bc i sure do

himari-takakura-deactivated2016

Just abuse things

- “IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY!!” - “you arent mad at me right? Oh my god you are! IM SORRY” - “is this my for me? Can I use this? Can I drink this? Can I-” - “pls help me make this decision for me” - “do what you please!!!” “What if that makes everyone mad at me” -studying people intensely because you are afraid you might do something that will make them mad - Saying something in a tone louder than usual and feeling like this is your last day alive - low self stem - feeling mentally and emotionally exhausted after expressing any sort of feeling and crying right after that - when someone talks or does something in an attitude thats not usual from them and Knowing That It’s Your Fault - “i dont deserve this why are you doing this for me” - not knowing the difference between a joke, sarcasm, and passive aggressive speech - unhealthily clinging to anyone who’s remotely nice to you - not knowing what to say NEVER - not knowing how to react to compliments, nice words, genuine care or anything like that and feeling incredibly sick at the thought of someone genuinely loving you - Crying. - having to explain every single movement and word you do and say to literally anyone - being really good at lying and pretending as a survival strategy - Not living, surviving. - calculating and overthinking everything you do and say, the time you say it, how you say it, the expression you have when you say it, your voice tone…everything - getting panic attacks over the tiniest things - unhealthily clinging to fictional characters and shows - lack of energy to do anything because you use a lot of effort in every single movement you do - “im useless” - when someone compliments you on something and you needing to be Perfect at it because then you dont have any reason to live - intrusive thoughts - Perfectionism - Over sensitiveness - “It’s my fault.” - not knowing how to react about criticism - Isolation - getting startled when someone touches you - being hyperaware of your surroundings and at the same time having no time and space perception - believing everything everyone says - Feeling like any day is your last day

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misspolycystic

i love them..

#imn goign to cry #su #su spoilers #steven universe #bubbled #amethyst #pearl #garnet

misspolycystic

#*frames this and puts it on my wall*#su #su spoilers #bubbled

wow SU feels time

honestly ive had more emotions over a cartoon about rocks and space then i have over any other series, movie, book, even real life stories. i’ve never been so moved by something fictional where ill sit crying or smiling for a solid 15 minutes after the episodes ended,and ive never known a story where ive loved every single character, simply because they’re all unique and real and amazing, both “good” and “bad”. Shout out to the entire Crewniverse for creating a beautiful and amazing cartoon, both visually and emotionally. And compared to the first episode, everyones talents have come so far, the animating+storyboards, voice acting, writing, music, characters... Well done, you guys. And thank you. You’ve created something really, really special.

#wow i am SO SAPPY i need to shut the heck up #su #steven universe #i do the su writey thing #crewniverse #i am crying rn #fuckinjg bubbled guys #fucking bubbled

what she says: im fine

what she means: steven was sucked out into space and we have no idea what happened to him, there is nothing fine about this is steven ok? i swear to god steven better be ok and also steven cried that is not ok that is not fine and rose fucking shattered pink diamond what the fuck thats not fine thats not ok there's nothing ok about this

#su #su spoilers

back to the moon

rose no

steven no

#back to the moon #su #su spoilers??#steven universe #i do the su writey thing

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mayor--dewey

The part in which Garnet is in shock

And Pearl goes “THATS NOT MY BABY!!!”