Ace Attorney

Dear Ms. Walters,

I don’t have much of a choice.  I might be called as a witness.

Was I supposed to tell you that?  I don’t see why only the defense attorney has to deal with surprises.  What’s up with that?

Dear Anon,

I think so.

As flaky as he can be sometimes, he always comes through with the right verdict.

(Original letter)

Dear Apollo,

I’m young at heart.

Some of us don’t have to compensate for looking like minors, even into our twenties.

Captain Fanboy

Ancient Gerudo fighting techniques, eh, Ganondorf? I hear you have your tickets to F-Zero Con booked already…

Dear Anonymous,

I’m not sure I could, really.

I suppose I’d have to list Edgeworth as the “best” considering his devotion to the truth, but after that it gets hazy.  Are we ranking best in regards to their skill, their morals, their win rate…?

I just know the worst is that bald guy whose name I forgot.

Dear Eveshowrtc,

Apparently.

(Original letter)

Dear Michael,

(It’s a strong pot, but I’d still prefer to be back by the window.)

Dear Anonymous,

So far, all legs have remained below the bench.  Thankfully.