A little easier to find

why are sun bears like…that?

like what

me

I HATE ALL OF YOU

“r u taken?” yes bitch taken for granted

r u able to recognize antigens? cause you are FAB

[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah

girls really do not care that u got work in the morning

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

1. plug your nose 2. say sneep snop

try saying ‘boopedeedoop’ in a really deep, manly voice

Try and say bubbles in the angriest voice you can

the last one will work I promise you

THE BUBBLES ONE IS FOOL PROOF

me: im sad today person: well at least tomorrow’s another day!!! me: yes thats the problem

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME: 1. Me neither 2. I don’t care

she has her hands crossed while walking there is no subtlety in that body language

this is how you dress when you meet your ex