hi, it’s me

watching the toy story movies while i wfh and i’m sick to my stomach thinking about taylor relating to this forgotten toy who was passed off put on a shelf as a collectors item and then learned to be loved again

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

The what???

taylor is kinda a genius like we knew this but really something to just emulate someone else's style and nail it all without losing your own

girl who likes every taylor swift song: i love the new taylor swift song guys

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

sorry, I’ll never get over people being like “ugh, she’s writing about high school AGAIN?” after listening to (presumably, the first 45 seconds of) ruin the friendship. the second hand embarrassment was unbearable.

and it’s like….first of all, if you genuinely can’t stand the occasional reference to high school, then taylor swift is probably not the songwriter for you. go listen to someone cooler and edgier and get out of my house. second of all, god forbid an adult woman reflect on her friend who died tragically young.

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

we live in a world where crazier, beautiful ghosts, safe & sound, eyes open, carolina, sweeter than fiction, i don’t wanna live forever, and today was a fairytale are gaining a new original song sister imminently… suddenly life is worth living again

(bravely) I think body parts should only hurt if something is wrong.