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Master: Doctor, why don't you come in with me? We're both Time Lords, we're both renegades. We could be masters of the galaxy! Think of it, Doctor, absolute power! Power for good. Why, you could reign benevolently, you could end wars, suffering, disease. We could save the universe. -Colony in Space

Jo: You felt sorry for him, didn't you. You wanted to come down here and see that was all right. Doctor: Well, he used to be a friend of mine once. A very good friend. In fact, you might almost say we were at school together. -The Sea Devils

And to top it off, an extremely homoerotic swordfight:

i (m-ish, 750-ish) have taught my pet dog how to speak. it refers to me in a way appropriate for dog to its owner, but the problem is that that's also how i used to refer to my ex-boyfriend (usually m but currently genderless as they are a skeleton, 751-ish) and it's making me want to get back together with him but that's a bad idea for several reasons. i want to reprogram my dog but my girlfriend (f, 140) would notice if it started calling me something different and i'd rather avoid the uncomfortable questions. what's my best course of action?

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