It's weird that Orchimaru's whole deal is seeking immortality and was in a club with two guys whose whole thing is being nearly impossible to kill and he just never looked into that.

Everyone keeps talking about "the writer's barely disguised fetish". But I still haven't heard about "the writer's barely disguised huge ass pet peeve"

my first cat was named connor (he lived 19 years). i named him when i was 7 then when i was in college a guy named connor asked me out and i had to tell him i couldn’t date a guy with the same name as my cat

i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names

wearing a shirt that says “even in an au fanfiction, the characters, relationships, or even the scenarios are recognizable in the best fanfic, and an au without ties to the source material may be a fine story but it’s not a good fanfiction” and booty shorts that say “I HATE FUN”