ThinkingKim

Ebroiderers are to be feared, for their precision, dedication, and patience to stab something many MANY times.

They shrunkodon the Liopleurodon

disney may have inadvertently created the single funniest reverse advertisement scheme of all time. EVERY SINGLE ad break for The Beauty FX started with an advertisement for botox and was followed shortly by one of those ubiquitous advertisements for GLP-1s. my father and i were in hysterics. poob is forcing you to watch advertisements for the torment nexus in between segments of their new live action adaptation of classic sci fi comic Do Not Create the Torment Nexus. literally on my television a shot of someone who had just taken a fictional miracle drug to become beautiful screaming and writhing on the floor with their organs and teeth and blood spilling out, cutting directly to a real life advertisement for a drug that makes you beautiful. don’t worry body is per fect place for beautiful miracle drug. miracle drug has no problems ever in body. what the fuck is a metaphor. oh god i can’t breathe

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

Turns out it's Yuri Day, so please enjoy my yuri comic about dreams and first dates!

hello fandom blogger. i have placed a canonically nonbinary character in front of you. your task is to make a post about them WITHOUT misgendering them by using the incorrect pronouns. if you cannot succeed in this endeavor, the collar i have put around your neck will explode and you will die. good luck.

the bomb will also go off if you speculate what their “birth gender” is, too.

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

but her appel