Love Island - Poor Nas.
In this episode all the men go wild for low-voiced Rebecca who seems okay thus far. Queen Shaughna is driving herself insane, as per, and confronts Rebecca. She makes a fair point of asking Rebecca to give her a heads up and afterwards concludes her thoughts: “she took what I [Queen Shaughna] said on board but I don't think she gave one ounce of fuck”... Me neither Queen Shaughna. Meanwhile, Roch-Sophie is a COMPULSIVE LIAR and says she didn’t kiss Connor when she did and Connagh rightfully says that he thinks he has dodged a bullet.
I did write in my notes that Roch-Sophie and Connor were cute on tonight’s episode as Connor says he is committed to getting to know her and they share a kiss. However, Roch-Sophie lying about said kiss rings alarm bells and I think a certain someone might be running off with some bloke who will enter in Casa Amor.
The parts of the episode focusing on Callum nearly made me fall asleep. He is honestly the most boring person I’ve ever seen on reality television. Why Queen Shaughna is so obsessed with him is beyond me- he can barely string a sentence together! I think it says a lot that he thinks putting mushrooms on poached eggs makes him spicy...
Moving on swiftly, I really like low-voiced Rebecca so far. Perhaps, this is mainly due to her telling Connagh that Sophie kissed Connor but we all love a good stirrer! This paved the way for a very awkward conversation between Roch-Sophie and Connagh where she got caught out which made for amazing TV! How funny! Also, too many Conor’s .
I did feel sorry for Queen Shaughna this episode. She has basically lost her man and her marbles. The hysterical shots of her refusing to turn around and pretending not to care got to me. She also said “why couldn't i fancy Nas? My life would've been so much easier”. When told that she still could she replied with the chavviest response “nah it’s gone bruv” which honestly is so shady and iconic. Another golden Queen Shaughna moment this episode was her response to Rebecca saying “we have come here for something” which was “ and I’ve got it hah I’m joking well I’m not joking but” - honestly golden. This is why Queen Shaughna still reins supreme for me.
After an awkward game whereby low-voiced Rebecca kissed Callum and Nas kissed Rebecca and got put down, Shaughna’s chances with Callum look bleak. Mike also sucked Leanne from top to bottom- again?! Really ITV?! Queen Shaughna also revealed that she thinks Mike is a game-player by kissing him- OOFT! I think the previews from next episode insinuate that Mike is going to dump Leanne which would be to his detriment. I wonder what prompted that change of heart? Maybe Queen Shaughna was right after all...















