Random Things - Currently Stranger Things

They’re all sitting in Steve’s living room, watching the New Year’s special on television, and Steve is stalling. Nance keeps glancing over at him, eyes wide and eyebrows up to her hairline, and it’s clear that she’s not about to breach the subject for them. But Steve’s not good with words, and he’s even worse with handling rejection, so he just keeps handing Jonathan more beers and arguing with him over which Bowie song is the best.

Until suddenly it’s almost midnight, and they’re counting down together, and it’s all wrong, because Steve was going to ask first, but then it’s too late, Nancy is screaming Happy New Year! and then Steve’s got Jonathan’s head in both his hands.

The kiss itself is about as long as it is chaste - that’s to say, it’s real short and dirty. Once his lips are mashed against Jonathan’s, Steve figures this will be the last time he’ll ever be allowed to get this close. So he sucks a deep breath in through his nostrils, smashes his eyes closed, and pushes his tongue past Jonathan’s gasp-parted lips. But then Steve feels Jonathan Byers’ tongue slide against his, and he’s panicking, and he pushes Jonathan away by his cheeks, like he’s the one who should be scandalized or something.

Steve can see Nancy staring at him when he jumps back, mouth agape and hands stretched out, palms-up. What the hell was that? she’s saying-but-not-saying, and oh god, Steve has no idea what the hell that was. He can’t even look Jonathan in the eyes. So instead, he snatches up Nancy’s beer and takes a swig, throwing an arm around the other boy’s shoulders and pretending to trip a little as he does so.

Happy New Year, Byers, Steve says with a laugh, like it’ll make the whole thing seem like a joke. But then a strong, willowy arm is wrapping around his waist, and a hand grips his hip, steadies him. It feels pretty okay.

STONATHAN WEEK: DAY 2 | AUs

stonathan week: day 2 - roommates au/aus

based on this fic i wrote with vampire!jonathan and wolf!steve. what do you mean halloween isnt for another three months.

-> Day 4: Fantasy AU

an incomplete list about the most annoying aspects of having a werewolf boyfriend, by Jonathan Byers:

WILL bite anything. Himself. Me. The furniture. Chewing toys are a literal life saver. (Get it? Because I'm technically dead.) Sometimes also chews gum instead when surrounded by lots of people. At least the sex life always stays exciting

will hair SO MUCH during a transformation. And as if that wasn't enough, he will also whine about all the lost hair when he turns back into a human. Stevie, darling, love of my life, your hair grows supernaturally fast and thick, I can assure you that you will NOT become bald before you're thirty.

can not have a quiet day inside. The world can be going under and he will still somehow manage to convince a few unfortunate souls to play basketball with him outside

puppy dog eyes. it is impossible to deny him anything when he looks at you like that and the little shit knows it

if there is a single mosquito in a two miles radius he will complain until it finally dies or flies far far away. Or he will hunt it down, which is sometimes worse. Summer is pure hell. I also have superhearing and I also can hear the motherfucker but I just bury my head into the pillow and bear it instead of acting like a little bitch

BAD PUNS

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an incomplete list about the most annoying aspects of having a vampire boyfriend, by Steve Harrington:

we can never go to romantic dates in the Italian restaurant because the food has too much garlic and he is itchy the entire time. (We tried it once. We had to cut it short. Do not attempt this, no matter how much you love Italian food)

the blood he keeps at home SMELLS SO FUCKING BAD. EW.

he doesn't appear in fotos. Sure, it's not like his face really changes much. But every time someone takes a pic of us it always looks like I'm kissing or holding or lovingly looking at NOTHING. Motherfucker finds it absolutely hilarious

He is very cold. He loves to cuddly and I love to cuddle BUT HE IS ALWAYS SO DAMN COLD. ESPECIALLY IN THE WINTER.

PRETENTIOUS LITTLE SHIT

I must admit that the advantages outweigh it though.....

Agreed <3

Overall I'd say a 8/10 experience

Alright seven.

Don't you mean....Steven?

Wait let me add "bad puns" to the list

Alright you pretentious little shit

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