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My father referred to a Pheonix as a "doom duck"

#go doom duck #I can hear him saying #Hes playing a video game

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I was watching a program about Hawaii and I couldn't understand why they kept mentioning Auckland until I realised it was a program about New Zealand

My father

#yes #he really said this #stuff my dad says

I'm going for pirate, and I'm armed with fish.

My father, about his new World Of Warcraft look.

#yes #he actually said this #World of Warcraft #WoW

My dad is a disaster bisexual.

I’m just a disaster.

#my gay dad #lgbt #bisexual #disaster bisexual #family

james-apparently

Watching first avenger with my father

“Let’s face it he could have landed the plane, it was the loss of Bucky that drove him to [land in the ice]” -My dad

HE’S LEARNING.

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Mouthing along to the Avengers Assemble script to make my dad laugh

(Yes, I know the script)

#avengers assemble

I said Cumbersnickle and dad knew who I was talking about

I have taught him many memes

#benedict cumberbatch

james-apparently

There was a comment on tv about a character’s biggest fear and I made fun of its stupidity and my father replied-

“Yes, it should be dolphins with machine guns”

I told my dad I was rewatching Paper Please

He said “Glory to Astotzka”

This man is a legend

#paper please #yogscast #yogscast nilesy #nilesy #nilesy rocks

Me: you have a teddy bear in your pocket

Dad: I have a teddy bear in my pocket

Me: *quizzical look*

Dad: he was wondering wrong the office at work

Me: *worried look*

Dad: I don’t know why he was there, so I brought me here. There aren’t any other teddy bears at work.

Me: *is just done*

Dad: *takes teddy bear out of pocket and boops its nose*

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Multiple murderderated

My father 2k18

Me: I’m really looking forward to the new Fantastice Beasts movie!

Father [not a Harry Potter fan]: oh that’s the crimes of grizzly grindlewand

Me: that’s very close and I’m so proud of you!

Me: it’s Grindle/wald/

Father: grizzly grindlewald or..?

#things my father says #harry potter #hp #fantastic beasts and where to find them

It’s my dads birthday!

Send him birthday wishes!!

#birthday #father birthday #birthday wishes

Me: what kind of dog was Scooby Doo?

Dad: animated you twat.

#scooby doo

My dad accidentally said “orgy” instead of “energy”

The sentence ended up being

“That’s a orgy weapon wound”

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Watching my dad play WoW

Me: was that guy called Ragnarok?

Dad: yes.

Me: and he’s fighting a monkey in a fez?

Dad: yes...?

Me: and the monkey is called Fezwick!!!

Dad: ..y es...?

Me: you don’t seem surprised by any of this.

Dad: I was more surprised that my firelord called Ragnarok was loosing to a monkey in a fez called Fezwick.

I offered my dad weed

His response was “not right now”

Love that guy

#weed

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