I MUSTN'T RUN AWAY!

“We’ve known each other since childhood, will she ever see me as more than a friend?”

“Heh heh. More like, Chairem Anime.”

“But now two of us love you! Who will you choose?”

“Why don’t we all just…fuck each other? Y’know, just…one big fuck pile.”

“And so anime was solved forever!”

“What is that? What is that music?”

“___, you pervert! Did you look up my skirt?”

“Tee-hee! Oh, ___, you’re so naughty~”

“This isn’t in the manga…”

“What is going on? Cut back to me! What the hell is with this pacing? … CUT TO HER!”

“___, do you remember that time I slapped you?”

“I have work to do, buuut I’ll just watch one episode. One and done.”

“I have a secret to tell you. It’s about your brother.”

“It’s…it’s…something I’m not gonna say until next episode, bitch!”

“___, that’s a mystery that only you can solve…by the end of episode 26.”

“You don’t have what it takes to kill me, ___.”

“There are two more seasons after this. Fuck your schedule!”

“I don’t know about this guys, I don’t wanna do it! I’m too scared!”

“Don’t run away, ___, we need you!”

“The ___ you knew is long gone, ___. You can count on me. I won’t abandon my friends ever again.”

“Things get a little silly around here with all these cute boys, but one thing we all know is that we’ll always be friends forever, and nothing will ever change that!”

“Everything’s changed. It’s been three years since ___ killed ___ and left our village.”

“My outfit is now black, because things are serious business now.”

“Whatever, man. This is an anime movie. This shit ain’t canon, we’re never gonna see any of these characters ever again.”

“Hi, I’m ___. As you might remember, I became a legendary warrior and the president. But here’s my daughter, ___!”

“HI, I’M ___, I’M JUST AS GOOD, RIGHT?”

“Guys, ___ killed my entire family.”

“Look upon your dead family, ___! Every one of them slain by my hand!”

“Fuck you, ___! Your family sucks! I will never regret doing this!”

“But ___, look, he has a funny mustache now! He’s so endearing, and a good guy!”

“Good luck fitting that on your shelf, you dickhead!”

“___, there is no one I trust more than you.”

“I’m glad to hear it, ___. You’re a very important person to me.”

“Oh, they FUCKIN’.”

“Hey, ___, wanna walk home together?”

“Hahaha! Don’t talk to me.”

“Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope — okay, bye!”

“Ooh, he’s so mysterious. But underneath that cold exterior, you know he really cares.”

“Okay, so you’re still in Orange Dominion. I know it’s a little slow, but the next arc is so good.”

“Oh, dude, Galaxy Vacation? As soon as I watched Galaxy Vacation, I was like, oh man, I’m on board.”

“It’s easily top five arcs, although I really love Jump Rope Canyon.”

“Yeah, I know, but the payoff is incredible at the end. Plus, it leads right into Soda Pop Frequency.”

“What’s great about ___ is there’s actually a really great filler arc with him. Did you ever watch Spade is Invulnerable?”

“Well, uh, no spoilers, but let’s just say, don’t get too attached!”

“Okay, so…he dies.”

“I’m not watching this fucking anime.”

“What I wouldn’t give to be able to return to those halcyon days, where I could make you smile…with a big plate of [OVER MEDIUM EGGS], seasoned with [PEPPER].”

“Will you relax? I’m trying to find every pinecone, okay?”

“Maybe instead of yelling, ‘Here comes the club!’, you could try using your right hand, or not yelling that.”

🎵 “Yo, I’m King __, I’m the king of the lair, and now that you’re in here, you’re not going anywhere but down on the ground, ‘cause I’m gonna kick your ass. I’m sorry I said ass, I don’t mean to be crass. When I’m not busy killin’ like a villain, I write raps —” 🎵

“Hello…FUCKER.”

“So, you’ve finally arrived — what the hell are you wearing?”

“IT’S MY ASS-KICKING OUTFIT, BITCH!”

“What do you mean, ‘one second?’ We’re — we’re in the middle of something here…”

“I don’t care if you found a potion…oh my God.”

“This world is imperfect. If only I could wipe away the impurities and make it as beautiful as me.”

“Is anyone else listening to this…?”

“Yes, it was I! My machinations lay undetected for years, for I am a master of deception!“

“___ sends his regards.”

“You can’t die! I put my best equipment on you! I dodged a thousand lightning bolts for your final weapon! I level grinded you for hours!”

“It’s a good thing I always carry two guns!”

“HRAAAGH! I think that enemy got the point!”

“Dude, ___’s the best! He’s strong as hell, he’s like, the beast of the party!”

“Little do you know he’ll soon be the deceased of the party!”

*maniacal laughter morphs into sobs*

“I’m glad all of us can be the best of chums, and nothing will ever change that.”

“You thought that was a nice shot? You have no idea.”

“___, your contributions to this party are greatly appreciated.”

“Think nothing of it, ___. This journey has only just begun.”

“Uh…I found all 900 pinecones.”

“You are at FULL HEALTH!”

“Do you have to eat them immediately? And WILL YOU STOP JUMPING???”

“Press X — NOT RIGHT NOW!! When enemies appear!”

“Oh — sorry, I mixed up characters. I thought I was you for a sec.”

“You sold our ENTIRE INVENTORY and bought ONE THOUSAND BOOKS???”

“Is there, like, a walkthrough for this?”

“I need those heart points, man!”

“So, you finally made it, ___. Did you weep when you watched ___ bleed to death?”

“You’ll have to get more than 8000 rainbow gems to beat me!”

“___ is my brother, and he killed everyone in my village, and I will not stop until I get revenge —”

“I’m ___. I fight with a sword, and also, my breasts.”

“My name’s ___. My nunchuck has a knife on it, and also a gun, and I’m very cool.”

“Guys, I think I should be in the party for this one…”

“Do you really need both Bradicus AND Chadicus in your party???”

“My sword has a gun on it. And, I’m very cool.”

“I don’t even know who we’re fighting!”

“Ehh, I don’t need to use any more crystals. I’m pretty happy with what I got. I got normal Archibald, that’s pretty good!”

“There’s one thing you should know. My real name is… ___. That’s — that’s kind of a big deal.”

“So, you finally made it, ___. You chased me all the way to the short hair timeline.”

“All of my friends’ hopes and dreams…their love…their sacrifices. Their power is my power now!”

“Enough talk, boy. The time of reckoning is now.”

“Behold, my ultimate spell…KABOOBLE!”

“Um, actually, that’s not the real name of the spell.”

“And, actually, it doesn’t make sense to use the ka- prefix, because the ka- prefix is for multi-target spells —”