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imagining an AU where sephiroth, concurrent with te game, comes to lanh and takes him under his wing
Veni, veni, venias Ne me mori facias
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imagining an AU where sephiroth, concurrent with te game, comes to lanh and takes him under his wing
Veni, veni, venias Ne me mori facias
Noli manere in memoria Saevam iram et dolorem Ferum terribile fatum Ille iterum veniet
Okay two things
1) every time I see something like this, or photos of wild unrealistic landscapes that really exist, or spectacular architecture, whatever it is, I think again that when we write fantasy, we NERF REALITY. That is, hereâs some dude with a special interest and a brain that somehow lacks basic self preservation mechanisms, and heâs out here looking like a super hero. Regular humans are capable of things we seem super human. Real landscapes are more fantastical than our fantasies. Reality is more fantastical than our fantasies.
2) how the fuck did he not kick out any windows thatâs the most impressive part of the whole video.
this man is his own zombie apocalypse team, adding anyone else would just slow him down
So as someone who used to teach parkour back in the day, this dude isnât just talented. His technique is amazing.
Itâs not just about not kicking out windows. Controlling how you land is about shock absorption, about minimizing the strain on your joints. It also makes you quieter when you move. A good landing should be as silent as possible, because loud landings hurt. Thatâs the foundation of everything else you do in parkour. So by the time youâre climbing buildings, if youâre breaking windows it means you donât have enough control to land safely and itâs time to go back to your ground basics.
Be the rogue you want to see in the world.
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Yeah so this is the guy who tests the Ninja Warrior stuff. Heâs like an Olympian of parkour, thatâs why this looks so good.
a man who has not forgotten that humans are primates with all the deeply weird stuff that entails
i am legitimately in tears

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in light of the previous anon i would like to take this opportunity to register that both hojo and sephiroth suck balls and you should never ever draw them again. especially not hojo. ever.
YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE-!!
(btw i might add iâm not usually this easy to manipulate but you guys are just. <3)
final fantasy vii remake Âť roche â You turned the key. The engine roars with excitement. It hungers to be set free!
I love how everyone bashed this guy and thought his inclusion in the game was meaningless.
Heâs a 3rd class G cell SOLDIER.
I know people like to pretend CC didnât happen, but both pres Shinra and Hojo and fucking deepground itself are telling you otherwise.
Roche is gonna degrade. Yall get it now?
Heâs already showing signs of it. Heâs overly aggressive and violent towards those on his own side. He takes out more public security grunts than Cloud did ffs. Heâs obsessive and grandiose. Sound familiar? Bit like the pain in the ass who kept quoting Loveless every time we saw him in CC?
So, why do we see Roche when we get info about degradation?
Because of Cloud.
Because Cloud believes this is his future. A slow descent into raving lunacy and violence.
Oh. Wait.
When did we see that behaviour?
OG Cloud beating the shit out of Aerith before handing Sephiroth the black materia.
Does everyone get the connection now? Do we understand Rocheâs importance to the plot!?
Heâs not a filler character. Heâs not just the bike mini game boss. Weâre supposed to get a good enough look at him as a person, because heâs gonna become a monster later. Cloud is supposed to get a good look at him now, so he remembers what Roche was like. So when he sees Roche as a monster itâll be another blow to that SOLDIER shield persona.
Nothing and no one in this game is irrelevant. Yall just missed the point.
Dude keeps shedding all over the place
teardownheavenâ:
âOh you know Rhodea will try.â
Aeleus doesnât seem too upset about the idea. Maybe heâs been practising his own dance moves when he has time? Itâs not the strangest thing any of the SOLDIERs will have done by a long shot.Â
âIts whether or not they want to get us into dresses.â He sounds a little more concerned by that. Not offended, just mildly exasperated. âPretty sure he unâerstood what no meant but a couple of the girls might still think a giant soldier inna dress is hilarious anâ make a push at me about it.â
Then he gives Lanh a gentle poke to the stomach.
âYouâd look real cute, though.â
âIâd rock a slinky dress,â Lanh agrees with a grin. âBet Rhodea can find a nice suit for you tâ wear.â
He takes a moment to consider. âHe might try for a partners dance, yâknow. The size difference is appealinâ to the eye, anâ we both know I barely weigh a feather to you.â

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ââŚWhat?â Thatâs news to him, and Zack doesnât like it much. He looks pretty embarrassed and even a little crestfallen. Angeal? Calls him a puppy?
âUhâŚMind getting it off my lap? Iâm not reallyâŚokay with thisâŚâ
Zackâs reaction is-- well, kind of a surprise?
Lanh retrieves the pup, soothing it with a soft growl. âHe wonât hurt you, Fair,â he says gently. âAnd-- I mean, heâs fond when he says it? Angeal, I mean. He likes you.â
@thiefsoldier
For a Third Class SOLDIER, Lanhâs stealth borders on the uncanny. Without any warning of his presence, he plops a Guard Hound pup into Zackâs lap and announces, âIt you.âÂ
@lovetobetheunderdog
âUhhh.â
His only encounter with Guard Hounds is them trying to bite his ass. Zack freezes, eyes comically wide and confused.
âWhat.â
Lanh grins at the other man. âAngealâs always calling you âpuppyâ, isnât he?â He nods to the puppy in Zackâs lap. âIt you.â
The puppy whines, and Lanh yips back at it, earning a happy sound from the pup before it curls up in the other SOLDIERâs lap, content.
Sephiroth - Cloudâs botherer.
join soldier, he said
never go hungry again, he said
have a home and a family, he said
and then he fucked off to wutai and left me behind
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    Once a pickpocket and now in SOLDIER, Lanh was one of those left behind when Genesis rebelled. He has remained at Shinra less for loyalty and more for a lack of anywhere else to goâŚ.
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Me:Â âI donât understand. How do I get more interactions on blogs Iâm excited about?â Uncle Iroh:Â âIn order to gain interactions, one must first interact with others.â Me:
Uncle Iroh:Â âTea?â Me:Â âOooh, yes please.â
With Apologies to Billy Joel
One minute, Iâm in Sector One Then Iâm down on Shinra Street And from Wall Market to the Don Thereâs a syncopated beat
Like this: Woo ooh, woo ooh ooh Iâm streetwise; I can improvise I said woo ooh, woo ooh ooh Iâm street smart; I got Midgar City heart
Why should I worry? Why should I care? I may not have a dime But I got street savoir faire
Why should I worry? Why should I care? Itâs just a bebop-ulation I got street savoir faire