makes art a little, eats food a lot

why would you censor the ops name

women would flock to him otherwise

my life is just [dyes hair] [unprocessed childhood trauma] [eats pasta] [writes poetry in the notes app] [looks at photos of grassy plains] [eats pasta]

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

Best duo.

The most ambitious crossover

chivalry is not dead

*deep sigh* *takes off my cowboy hat and plops down into the dirt* *starts filling my cowboy hat with little rocks* feelings, hunh…

she read this post with her pussy

Why did he name his son that

When you get into an argument with your Minecraft wife and she digs three blocks down and closes the top 😞

my real wife does this

i am a deceased radroach and life is griffin and justin mcelroy violently shaking me until i despawn

dear God take care of her when i can’t

Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away