The Zoeshow

rusty as f*ck and loving every second https://www.instagram.com/p/B2ED9s7pEw3/?igshid=tgc8llhm71n2

ok i know yr not supposed to wear white after labor day but what about neon (at The Beach) https://www.instagram.com/p/B17AGW3JyoB/?igshid=aggsb5rcws8h

will i ever make the team? will i ever live my dreams? (at Park Slope) https://www.instagram.com/p/B15rdAzp81B/?igshid=r11zer8b960w

are you sitting around on this lazy saturday, not knowing what you should possibly do with the next 52 seconds? @wearecatmagic CAN FIX THAT PROBLEM!! Go to our IG or 📚 LINK 🥝 IN 🎁 BIO!! 😸 (at Ping Pong) https://www.instagram.com/p/B11_2AxJ8WZ/?igshid=1xb68x45d1p95

sometimes i forget there are ppl whose entire IG presence is dedicated to looking hot 100% of the time, which i could never do because i am not a fan of lies, but i am a fan of cookies (at Somewhere Up In The Sky) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1rrq7Lpwm2/?igshid=1lqfza3zzos0m

or it could have also lived in my phone forever, was the other option (at Android Enterprises) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1YbNm8Jg4f/?igshid=162l9fzz9cobl

freedom, thy name is Jetta . . (yeah. i bought a car. woo hoo!) (at Sherman Oaks, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1VMsP5pgc9/?igshid=19mxelfe9mqxd

WOW A NEW ONE?? FEATURING YA GIRL YELLING AND RUNNING?? 🤡🙌🤳👯🏻‍♀️ once again promoting my hard work at the absolute least opportune times, plz take 43 seconds out of your saturday eve and click the LINK IN MY BIO to watch on #youtube (and like/comment/subscribe while ur at it!) AND/OR head over to @wearecatmagic for the same experience!! (at The North Pole) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1SIZjWpu2u/?igshid=a0umjcg3p1ov

beach day w/my tiny boyfriend who i carry in the palm of my hand and to whom i feed one tiny shell macaroni noodle filled with sauce at a time because for him it is like a giant bowl of gazpacho (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1LrvE_pd4g/?igshid=1n5t5xm2es4wr

maybe once before the end of this series ill actually post one of these on time.!?! or i wont. ANYWAY go to @wearecatmagic or click the link in my bio to see our LATEST AND GREATEST vid proving that i am not only smert but also a GREAT dancer (at Scranton, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1IZm88JxLJ/?igshid=nztevh3qpsbu

POOL 🐟 https://www.instagram.com/p/B1GFpB2JAlT/?igshid=1jzdsd0i7or2p

Ok people. This is our new video. And by new i mean from THURSDAY OOPS OOPS OOPS!!! Anyway, please watch! It's LESS THAN 1 MIN LONG 🕛 Go to @wearecatmagic 😸 OR link in bio. LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE, MKAY?? . . . #LIKE #COMMENT #SUBSCRIBE #youtube #elevator #comedy #funnyvideo #comedyvideos #officejargon #officehumor #hahaha #theoffice #oops #wrongtryagain #nope #epicfail #mefailenglish #shetried https://www.instagram.com/p/B0zubN_p9SO/?igshid=1iewq47ev94lf

Ladies and Gentlemen: Thomas Jefferson, The Turkey. ❤ I love him so much. I didnt know a turkey could have so much personality, but this guy definitely does! He let us pet him, and lowkey followed us around for much of the time we were there. @pagepardo said she could tell he was thirsty but he wouldnt go inside or get a drink because he wanted to hang out and show off, puffing up his feathers to look cool for us. His weird brain looking head is really smooth and soft, and check out the last 2 pix for evidence of something else i did not know: a turkey can CHANGE COLORS!!! ❤💙❤💙 We disassociate meat from being actual animals-but when you have a turkey sandwich, it comes from slaughtering one of these sweet goofy little guys. When you put a turkey on your thanksgiving table, it's a dead bird; same as if you cut the head and feet off a dog, skin it, and put it in front of your family. So, do what you will, but at least recognize where your food comes from, and make choices about what you eat instead of being willfully ignorant. 🦃❤🦃❤🦃 . . #farmfridays #thisiswonderlland #turkey #cuteanimals #vegan #animalsarepeopletoo #cuteturkey #meatismurder #chameleon #colorchange #redandblue #blueandred #farmlife #loveanimals #thomasjeffersontheturkey #waybetterthanthomasjeffersontheperson https://www.instagram.com/p/B0rk70eJ8ZH/?igshid=1x8e5plkv3isx

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETHANY!!! You are the bestiest friend ive ever had. I never had a sister but i grew up and got you, so #win! 🎉 Thank you for being so generous, encouraging, funny, supportive, and fun. Not everybody has a friend who will fly to the midwest to see you in a show, then a week later let you take over their living room in Brooklyn. BUT I DO! 🍦 News flash, everyone: i am not always "nice" or "easy" to be around, but this woman would still do anything for me. I'm excited to finally be Catmagic-ing all over the place this year, and am excited for more and to see what awesome projects you'll be working on next. 🍩 Im so glad i got to see you enough that almost all of these pix are new this year. I hope in particular you enjoy a little trip back to our days of music gigs (with @kimvogels trying to reach that mic which is basically at a child's height!) and i cant wait to do more of that too. 🎶 HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY AND LET'S CRUSH THIS NEW YEAR!!😻💗❤💛💚💙💜💝 https://www.instagram.com/p/B0kpeQXJqX1/?igshid=182uguzjf5k5z

IT'S HEEEERE! EPISODE 2!! Starring @nikburdman and me and @twizzlers 🎉 . FOR FULL VID VISIT LINK IN BIO or go to @wearecatmagic . 💜your comments and likes are much appreciated to get that #catmagic traffic goin!💜 https://www.instagram.com/p/B0WohovpGjx/?igshid=ejcbhlvdqxp7

come see the softer side of _______ . . 📷: @wyohlee . #ukulele #blueglasses #pinklips #surprise #musician #girlswithglasses #blueandgreen #lovemusic #rockstar #musicislife #supercute #headphones #ukulelegirl #ukulelelife #imakemusic #singersongwriters #scardeycat #artsygirl #yep #zoe https://www.instagram.com/p/B0VQfRKJtsT/?igshid=10l2oynuacb4x

Tldr: WATCH NEW VID ...still recovering from the trauma of spending 8 hours WITHOUT A PHONE so make me feel better by: 🌐CLICKING THE LINK in my bio to watch our new CATMAGIC 🌈 video that i am very late in posting about!! 😻going to @wearecatmagic and clicking FOLLOW and commenting on our video 🌐😻🌐😻 YOU ARE ALSO INVITED TO DO BOTH!!! IT IS A VERY SHORT VIDEO!! https://www.instagram.com/p/B0RxXRAp_Fa/?igshid=57wyd6gyl06u