its yum sauce

look, you're very cool, and you wear leather, okay? so maybe you won't understand this. but everyone is worried, all of the time, whether they're interesting, or adventurous enough for you. and that BIZARRE little man over there likes you very much. and you like him. and if you can't get over yourself long enough to realize that, you're gonna end up another leather-clad, middle-aged sad sack dying in a puddle of his own piss!!!

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.