Girl how are you

Anyway I think Stede would really enjoy sitting down with Ed and a nice cup of tea while Ed recaps all of his bizarre sexual exploits from before they met. Stede is going "Wow!" and "Huh!" the entire way through with the occasional concerned hum.

330 in the morning crying real actual huge gross tears about ed shaving his beard and baring his heart and having it stomped on and wrapping himself back up in his armor bc he thinks that must be all there will ever be of him. cant breathe through my nose my FACE HURTS

SO I HAVE THIS FRAMED IN MY BEDROOM AND ITS SO LOVELY YOU GUYS I LOVE IT I WILL ACTUALY REPAINT THE WHOLE ROOM TO FIT THE COLOUR PALETTE OTHERWISE M PERFECTLY NORMAL ABOUT IT

highest compliment ever <333

yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

I still harbour a lot of attachment to the idea that Ed and Stede would genuinely be a really irritating couple to hang around with in real life. The kind where like 75% of their conversations consist of goofy bits and weird esoteric in-jokes that they can never be bothered explaining to other people. They'd start laughing together mid-exchange about some random anecdote and if you asked them about it they'd respond like "oh yeah it was a thing... it's really funny... you kinda had to be there. Yeah no, you wouldn't get it" and just start giggling and ignoring you again. Their wedding ceremony lasts for several hours, is a delightful experience for them and an absolutely excruciating one for everyone else.

yea it still was really crazy the blackbeard painted himself as a bride and put himself as a little dolly next to his groom stede. sorry that i still think thats insane. are you guys mad at me.