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finally played dishonored and ive been obsessed with that guy ever since my mind truly is a prison

#oho god do I ever love this a normal amount #Teague Martin #Dishonored

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teadrunktailor

Lo! You found a Thing out in the wild that reminded you of your current bullshit!

Plot Twist! You are now into this Thing as well!

teadrunktailor

Oh so we're at the Ordering Fabric Swatches stage, are we? Fantastic thanks.

teadrunktailor

Oh, so we're at the stupid mockup and obscure interlibrary loan stage now are we? Wonderful.

#I am once again back on my obscure bullshit #periodically the 18th century pops out of the woodwork and takes over my entire brain #currently in the throes of shoe quest #pour one out for The Met and its excellent selection of references #alas most modern options aren't remotely saucy enough for what I'm after and I'm loathe to shell out $300 for historical repros #that also aren't saucy enough #okay but getting absolutely sent by Ivor Guest tho and the sheer amounts of tabloid-esque deets he's got on everyone at #the time #bonus points for Marat's gnarly old breeches there are placeholders for now

pangur-and-grim

someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....

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vinceaddams

Someone once called my 22 minute hand sewn 18th century buttonhole tutorial video "Empty, clout driven content" so I think some people will just say anything.

gal-fey

Had a soul-searing moment where I sat unblinking trying to figure out what a "hand sewn 18th century butthole" could be for, until I read that again.

vinceaddams

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teadrunktailor

Excellent timing, @vinceaddams. I've been queuing up some resources for 18th century butthol- I MEAN buttonholes, so this will be very useful 🤌🏻

#fun and games with costuming nonsense

Dear lord, $130 CAD for Ballet Fuck-Boy's base wig from stupid Wig is Fashion but oh my GOD, is it ever going to look fucking g r e a t.

#Gaëtan Vestris bullshit #obscure and stupid historical cosplay #still friends off with Thomas Gainsborough #have plenty of Normal Projects to work on but HERE we are IG

victusinveritas

black-crested-jaybird

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

makingtrouble

Give yourself the treat before you start. I'm serious. And ideally during the task and afterwards too.

Executive dysfunction comes from a lack of available dopamine. Common advice is wrong. You need to provide your own dopamine before you can start. Otherwise you're trying to run your car on empty.

"But what if I still don't do it" well you already weren't getting it done anyway. Now you have a little treat. Try again later.

You deserve kindness and care even when you aren't being productive.

(Also read How to Keep House While Drowning by KC Davis)

#the burnout / imposter syndrome is looming again at work and this is handy advice

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Thanks for the birthday wishes on Tuesday! Idk how I went from 26 to 41 in three years but anyway watch out because it'll happen to you too.

Stupid birthday present to myself this year was a high resolution reproduction of my best problematique lad Gaëtan Vestris c/o the National Portrait Gallery in a vintage 1870s frame C/O Value Village for $6 and you guys, I am o b s e s s e d

#life haiku #how do you do fellow kids #so freaking normal about this omg #also genuinely surprised I found anything at shitty VV for under $20 #especially something actually good #also legit LOL about Marat's gross foot in the painting above goddddd

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libradical

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

Too many shitposts on this cosplay blog lately so here's another Daud + a close-up of the shrine.

#Daud #Dishonored #Dishonored cosplay #Daud cosplay #first photo definitely wasn't taken in the doorway of the workroom #will need to schedule in the extra bits for this amidst the other DCon prep #which all needs to start sooner vs. later

queenstardust

it's time for the manga blood brushes

#exCuse me #dishonored #petition for a Corvo cosplayer to come and do this pose with me #this goes hard AF op

teadrunktailor

Bad News, Lads!

The Hyperfixation Pendulum™ is swinging back to Fancy Useless Men (versus Practical Soldier Men), so expect more incoherent spam about 18th c. dudes with 52-word long Wikipedia pages.

teadrunktailor

Dude in presentation about pirates: "And he dressed very finely and would commonly recruit captured musicians to provide music for his own crew."

Brain: 👀

Me: "DO NOT"

#we're gonna go very full very early 18th century at one point friends #child-tailor was desperately jealous of the kid in Hook getting a kid-sized copy of the Hook fit #so gonna need a do-over in adulthood sometime

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Deeply delighted by the HMCS Sackville and its garbage bag full of U-Boats.

#work adventures #Battle of the Atlantic

asksloyxp

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

shinyrock6498

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

asksloyxp

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

odyver

alright I've got to do some quick math to explain attitudes towards AI to my boss.

we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)

please rb for larger sample size!

Question 1/3

What is your age, and do you feel AI is a net positive or net negative in our lives today?

under 18, AI is a net positive

under 18, AI is a net negative

18-29, AI is a net positive

18-29, AI is a net negative

30-45, AI is a net positive

30-45, AI is a net negative

46-60, AI is a net positive

46-60, AI is a net negative

over 60, AI is a net postive

over 60, AI is a net negative

Voting ended onJun 11

odyver

Question 2/3

How often do you visit or interact with museums/archives (whether in person or online)?

Frequently (multiple times per month)

Often (multiple times per year)

Occasionally (a couple times per year)

Rarely (once every couple of years)

Never :(

Voting ended onJun 11

odyver

Question 3/3

If you saw a museum was using AI in exhibits, marketing, research, etc., would you be more or less inclined to visit that museum?

under 18, more inclined

under 18, less inclined

18-29, more inclined

18-29, less inclined

30-45, more inclined

30-45, less inclined

46-60, more inclined

46-60, less inclined

over 60, more inclined

over 60, less inclined

Voting ended onJun 11

Thank you for helping with this data collection. Please rb for as big a sample as possible!

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#very very very relevant to work right now #reblogging to keep an eye on the results

Bonus Eisenhorn nonsense from a glorious, whirlwind trip to NYC last week.

#Gregor Eisenhorn #Warhammer cosplay #40k cosplay #Inquisitor Eisenhorn #WH40K #Warhammer Inquisition #that's an awful lot of smiling for a dude who shouldn't be able to move his face #sincethewreck and I were absolutely serving during this photoshoot and I cannot wait to show y'all

Bad News, Lads!

The Hyperfixation Pendulum™ is swinging back to Fancy Useless Men (versus Practical Soldier Men), so expect more incoherent spam about 18th c. dudes with 52-word long Wikipedia pages.

#get out while you cannnn #relevant to stupid D*Con plans #please also congratulate me on not spending $200 on silk in NYC last week despite the bullshit given above

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hometoursandotherstuff

#thank you for making me cry laugh on a plane

Presentations over Microsoft Teams are so weird. How can I tell if anyone is laughing at my shitty jokes

#please these jokes were tailor-made #anyway telling the army how the army works as a military historian is weird but no one seemed to get mad #so we're counting this one as a success

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