S.R. Starklove

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

fact checked and…apparently this is completely correct.

And people wonder and complain when I am “down” on sports.

This is gross.

I love it when my hatred is factually justified.

wtf

2000 years later: “The strange glyphs appearing on gravestones from the early 21st century onward remain a mystery. These astoundingly complex patterns (no two exactly the same) have been found on many other 21st century artifacts, and are believed to have religious significance. Recovered images suggest they were probably sacred to the ancient North American god, Apple, and were meant to ensure that the departed would continue to be financially successful in the afterlife.”

As an archaeologist I can confirm that that is pretty much exactly what will happen in the future.

I"m gonna rickroll somebody with mine

ive been saying for years i want one of these that will connect to a testimonials page where people can leave stories and stuff, and im collecting quotes about me in the meantime. things like “your stronger then a girl or a boy, you are like a badger” - case, age 7

i need a tall boyfriend so he can get things for me off tall places

i changed my mind boys are demons ill buy a ladder

For some reason I can't stop liking this dumb girly bullshit and guess I am cursed to like it forever