'the story of the grass hopper and the octopus'

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Tall, walks like a dinosaur, I grew up on cartoons, playing Sega Master System, wearing my rear bike tyres bald by doing wicked skids. I sound like a cross between Alan Partridge and Arnold Rimmer. I make very bad cups of tea, which is a jolly shame as I am very fond of tea, cheeses, biscuits, cake, climbing trees, jumping in puddles, comics, reading, art, crafts, poetry, music, comedy, cartoons, early mornings, ales, books, allotments, woollen jumpers, films, nature, the outdoors and the simpler life. I'm a creaky boned word shuffler, ink doodler and a lo-fi musician for Peregrine Vulcan & Pete The Astronaut, full of opinonions and have reluctantly now blossomed into a beautiful bored adult. Feel free to ask me anything. All personal work is copyright © of the author

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Much better weather today. Still looking awkward (at Scheveningen, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands)

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Who am I kidding. That speech bubble is for my biggest regret

Mapel and bacon cupcake/muffin hybrid anyone #cupcake #homebaking #baking

#baking #homebaking #cupcake

Day 20

#movember #me #gpoy

Here's my reward my chip time was 45.25 #moruncardiff #movember Any donations via http://Mobro.co/moanotonal would be wonderful

#movember #moruncardiff

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Post 10k #moruncardiff #movember

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Pre 10k #moruncardiff #movember

#movember #moruncardiff

Current state of play #fitness #gym

Just finished For Whom the a Bell Tolls By Hemingway

#bookclub #book club

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The voices of Gumball and Darwin from The Amazing World of Gumball. Omg 😍

Movember on Flickr.

Movember

Sigh

the rail ticket enforcement officer asks to see my ticket. Unable to buy a ticket as the self service ticket machine which is next to us doesn't take cash. He tells me to get a ticket on the train, yet on the train theres no conductor passing through to get a ticket from and when i get to my destination the blinds are down at the ticket office. What a service.

I've been busy.

Finger knitted scarf

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The scarf is finished

[Teen Titans Go! Season 2Episode 9]

The self-referencing jokes are the best.

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