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my 37 year old vampire girlfriend keeps telling me i simply don't understand the woes of immortality as if I didn't also own a VHS player or visit a blockbuster a few times as a kid

disorders that dont present until your 20s are so fucked up cus you can go years thinking you know whats wrong with you and feeling like you can finally start getting a handle on things and then one day you just wake up and its like. Oh. I'm Crazy Now

every day i wake up and praise the transmasc homo habilis who first informed women that we could have sex with each other 2.4 million years ago

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

my submission to the dark lord doesn't really mean anything she submits to me on tuesdays and thursdays. you have some really regressive ideas about sexual dynamics between women you need to work through. stop looking at my womb tattoo

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

realizing more and mroe that the number 1 thing i yearn for the most is roleplay. i really love playing a character and then getting to interact as whatever silly (or interesting and complex!) character i come up with with other people who are also playing characters. thats maybe the most enjoyable and fulfilling experience there is for me personally

i am for sure youre a girl please stop being eggy and just get on estrogen

its like genuinely pissing me off

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

yall are lowkey sleeping kn fortnite porn

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers