The vile blog

#LIKE A TIRED MIDDLE AGED SUBURBAN DAD THAT HAS TO RAISE FIVE CHILDREN ON HIS OWN #AND LITERALLY NOTHING THEY SAY OR DO SURPRISES HIM ANYMORE HE IS JUST LIVING IN A CONSTANT STATE OF MILD ANNOYANCE AND DEEP RESIGNATION  ( via hawkcawcaweye)

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:

sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:

if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

he is more powerful than god

I had this girl in my class and she was considered to be like really dumb. She’d ask a ton of doubts and questions in class, which everybody would consider to be “stupid"and “silly” and even the teachers would often taunt her but she’d never stop asking. But the thing was that she’d almost always top the class examinations and everyone was like???? They all thought she was cheating and stuff and obviously even the teachers were very biased because she wasn’t so ‘smart’ in class, and she was regularly accused of cheating. But nobody could prove that she was actually cheating but the whole class and teachers totally believed that she did. I’m pretty socially awkward so I never really talked to her, but she was leaving school this year and I was genuinely curious about how she was so good during exams and how she didn’t let everyone’s remarks affect her. She always used to sit and hang out with only one girl, and she told me that that friend of hers was severely socially anxious and she’d lag in studies because she couldn’t bring herself to ask doubts in class or ask for help from others. So they had this system where during lectures her friend would write down any question she had, and she would ask them for her. And I was just so touched??? Idk but it really changed the way I looked at people?? This girl endured taunts and jeers and borderline bullying for being “stupid” when she was actually really smart and could easily have refused to ask such doubts for her friend but she did?? And brushed off everything others would throw at her for her friend?? I was just, idk it just really changed me in some way.

i don’t mean to be political, but what if everyone had basic human rights

friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here

shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.

dogs are so pure. i cant even believe this small little thing is barking at its own little stomach for creating hiccups inside of him.

me: *naruto runs down the aisle at my wedding*

I use tumblr more out of habit than enjoyment at this point