it would be enough

If you watched that episode of the vampire lestat and still think “ah this is a sound minded man that will set the record straight and won’t lie!” then there’s no hope for you LMAOOO

scariest part about tvl is lestats phone not being in a phone case….. he’s gonna break it :/

going to see the vampire lestat live must be such a wild experience. like yeah in the middle of performing black licorice the frontman just started screaming at his bandmate to "pick up the fucking tambourine", then proceeded to have a whole nervous breakdown and then he drank some groupies blood(???) and just ran off the stage with her. yeah the band just kept on playing through all that

I need armand to put a machete to daniel's neck and for daniel to lean into it and say unflinchingly "you couldnt kill me in dubai, why would you do it now?" And armand hisses at him but he hurls the machete at a wall so hard it shatters