jewels that gleam

friendly reminder that if our muses accidentally brush hands once, i will immediately begin constructing a 47 scenes of emotional slow burn in my head.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

you are not a wasteland you just need ibuprofen and a hot bath and a shower and a nutritious meal and some water and some fresh air and to do something productive and to do something creative and to do something that takes physical exertion and to do something social

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh

its actually insane that gifsets that would've gotten 1,000+ notes 5 years ago barely get 100 now. this site is so inactive it makes me sad

Every version of you was necessary. Even the ones you’re ashamed of.

i’m entirely capable of being a fucking nightmare.

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"