This House Is Random Cause Why Not?

Rooks at the eyes along with the bishops, pawns can hold the mouth. Use knights as a last resort.

The only “adult animation” some of you should be watching is your partner’s “animated” face when you two are doing “adult” activities

fucking my robot gf while she plays an ahegao gif on her face-screen

I will gladly delete their system 32 just for that cursed knowledge.

From the moment I realized the weakness of my flesh, I was disgusted.

Yeah it’s called Shed Hunting, you go to areas that deer would go and loose sheds, near woods, hills, around corn field and along the fence line (they jump the fence and sometimes the antler sheds fall off) and you can get a lot of antlers.

i absolutely love that the first layer of the joke is ‘none of this makes any sense’ and then the second layer of the joke is ‘we are completely confident that we’re making sense’ and then the third layer of the joke is ‘oh absolutely, im going to calmly explain to everyone how much sense this all makes’ and the punchline is that no. none of it makes any goddamn sense at all, and never has. but we’re having such a good time anyway.

THIS IS WHAT I WANT ON NY HALOWEEN DASH OMG

I’ll never stop reblogging this

I told myself I’d wait until October to start putting halloween stuff on my blog. I’m a dirty liar.

At first it’s comedic humor, then I remember I have literally split a slice of bread in half just so I can have a extra slice of bread for sandwiches

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

Corn maze? Did you mean Iowa?

-stares in horror at her copy of Dangan Ronpa 2–screams internally- 

Defeat 3 Girl Mutuals in any PvP-enabled zone.

*cracks knuckles*

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

“redneck” is a valid culture, not a euphemism for “bigot”

reblog and tag what is “your” video game, aka the game you could make an entire video essay on it, mines acnl

*points at dark souls and darkest dungeon*