Let the world go drifting by.

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

nothing can change that castiel is gay. you get fired? cas is gay. you are out of coffee creamer in the morning? cas is gay. you break off a friend? cas is gay. your roommate used all the hot water? cas is gay. you are just generally miserable? cas is gay in every supernatural episode you will ever watch forever. every single image tou see of castiel from the show supernatural? he is gay. you are looking at a gay angel in a male vessel. nothing and no one can take this from you

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

well one time i was wrong about a thing so as you can imagine every day since has been a carnival of terror

The most important thing you can do in this life is write hyper-specific fanfiction for you and six other people. Don’t believe anything else you read.

in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

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