I have no idea what I'm doing

we should domesticate seals

u ring someone’s doorbell and instead of hearing a dog’s bark u hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and u hear a loud wet flopping noise

that’s the world i want to live in

if u have pets, reblog this what u call them besides their name

SUCH TRUTH

Yes.

That’s some sort of Fae. Offer it milk in a shallow bowl and fresh steel cut oats with cream and butter.

Finally someone gives me a straight answer. Cicada this and cicada that, I knew there had to be more to it.

It’s actually just an extrovert and it put on it’s fancy wings to convince you to go to a party with it. I know all you tumblr nerds are big introverts but that’s no excuse for calling it a bug.