Slutty Ankylosaurus

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

For the record, this isn't made up, I messed up booking my holidays and ended up on a day off where my wife had to work from home. Our cat was fuckin jazzed to have me around on a day he'd normally only get to hang out with my wife, and was following me around, booping my legs, and yelling back to me whenever I said anything. I don't know if he actually appreciated my burp or was just taking the opportunity to also make noise cuz were all best friends and best friends yell together and get under each others feets and sniff each others food and watch them in the bathroom when they pee, according to him.

My mom is jobhunting because their ACA premiums went up so much, and she interviewed for a public library job where she asked them to describe the kinds of reference questions they got. The interviewers paused for a bit and one of them said, "Well I'm thinking of a really weird one but I'm not sure we should say it..." and my mom said "was it the spanking man?" and they said "YES it was the spanking man". Good to know 8 years later his legend lives on

He's worked his way over to the East Coast, huh? Life finds a way

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

just learned americans have different standard paper sizes than everyone else. what do you MEAN you don’t have A4 as the standard. what do you mean your standard paper size isn’t even the same size as an A4. apparently it’s like. ’letter’ and ’legal’ and whatever else. help!!!

That has to be false. That's misinformation hold on

because the largest standard paper size is A0 which is exactly one square metre of paper with an aspect ratio of the square root of two. this gives us a nice simple measurement of area for the paper as well as allows us to do the halving/doubling magic. A1 is 0.5m², A2 is 0.25m² etc.

The halving/doubling magic that psychaun refers to is the fact that you can get each paper in the series by cutting the previous one in half. I fold some A4 paper in half, I have an A5 booklet. I tape two A4 pieces together along their long side, I have an A3 piece. Each piece of paper is half the area of the previous and half the width of the previous' length with a length the same as the previous' width. The aspect ratio is exactly the same for every size. This makes it very easy to resize things, fold things inside each other, and calculate the size of paper you've never used before based on its name. "I can resize this to fit any other paper size because the aspect ratio is identical," "I can fold a standard size in half to get the next standard size down" and "the area I'm working with can be multiplied up to fit into a metre squared without any messy fractions of leftover paper" are all far more practical considerations for a paper size than "the millimetre length of this paper size isn't a round number".

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

Yeah summer used to be fun, now we lock ourselves in our house and don’t leave.