39 mega pixel photo of a burger
I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit
wait a sec is that
a hair in the cheese
oh my god is that
a doge in the hair
WAIT
What is this.
In the doge’s eye
Could it be?
I THINK IT IS
Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.
THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH
Wait a second.
Zoom in more, you fucking idiots.
Go onto elderscrolls.com
Click on games
Go to Daggerfall
Wait a second….
Hey Ethan Klein hereAbouteady to do an offensive himp-haJOKE get ready
?
hold up
Kongratulations, Liu Kang… now finish him….
DON’T! I’m the only one who can defeat Mike Matei in Kock Konundrum. Pleas-
Hold on a hot minute…
“Now that’s a killer burg!”
Hey, thanks for reading, guys. I know this is a longer post, and it’s not as quality as my other ones. And yes.. I didn’t tag this as long. A bit of an oversight on my part. I’ll try to wrap up this post as soon as possible.
Here’s a farewell montage to close up this post. Hopefully it won’t make this post too much longer.
(listen to this while scrolling through this next part)
I did it.
I killed my entire family.
*Brian Regan stands proudly of the mounds of bodies that is his extended family. He lets out a heavy sigh*
They’re with my comedy career now…
Jim Gaffigan, Comedian
Hah, yeah. Brian talked about it for a long time, and he finally did it.
Unfortunately, the police haven’t been able to find him… the man does deserve to be in jail. Anyways…you guys are at a comedy show, eh? We need to lighten the mood up a bit.
I think that girls should visit my house with only bras on!!!
*the whole audience laughs*
That-the comedy hasn’t started. I was just saying something before I started making jokes again. *the whole audience laughs even harder*
I know why Brian did what he did now.
