bats

I think the Riddler should do a Riddle Me Piss type segment.

Like, he should have a podcast, and the whole podcast should be like Riddle Me Piss where he goes and finds awful riddles and tries to get through them. He always has a guest. Usually another Rogue, a Bat, or a civilian he nabbed off the street.

One time he had the Flash on there and they barely made it through half the normal amount of riddles bc Barry could not. Stop. Laughing. It was super sweet tho and Barry quickly became a fan favorite. There are SO many animatics/typography vids of the ep bc it was so delightfully memeable

He manages to get Batman to come on once after years and years of asking. The episode is on the shorter side and Bats' voice is modulated, but the whole internet still loses its collective mind bc it's one of the only public piece of Batman media in existence and it consists of 40 minutes of The Batman and Edward trying and failing to solve nonsense riddles.

I firmly believe that in Gotham Bruce Wayne probably holds something akin to Dolly Parton's status, ie; when we all talk about eating the rich we all say we're leaving Dolly Parton out of this because she's a cool woman that we all look up to and she has created incredible charities that have made legitimate change helped a lot of people and donates the majority of her money and income to these charities, that's basically what Bruce does... like if you've watched Batman: The Animated Series you know for a fact that 90% of Gotham's outreach programs and things that actually improve people's lives are Bruce's charities and services not the fucking government. Like screw that billionaire playboy swinging bachelor thing, they see him as Dolly Parton. Like charitable, kinda dumb for a smart guy, kind, got all those cute kids, thotty... I also firmly believe that he only ever teeters on being a billionaire because he gives so much of his money away, nothing else really makes sense for his story, like he lives his life the same way Dolly Parton does; he has a lot of extravagant shit, for himself and for his kids, and that's fine because legitimately most of his money is going back to Gotham