I'm always sleepy and I want ice cream

When that beat dropped!!

Meeee🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️

I’m on the floor omfg

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

some lady called the toad that we have at work “ugly and disgusting” and i am SO fucking mad rn

art

This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seen I’m sobbing

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day

im a whole entire 21 year old woman and i just drove a toddler-sized electric jeep covered in pictures of frozen characters down a street so i could park it in a garage. i couldnt fit in the seats so i sat on the trunk of the mini vehicle. im not currently wearing contact lenses or glasses so i couldnt actually see anything. i was squinting and grimacing the entire time in an effort to focus on not crashing and dying. let it go was blasting through the speakers

(rolls up to your apartment building in a comically small jeep that hits a maximum of 8mph, squinting so hard my entire face is contorted into a grimace, love is an open door squeaking through the speakers) hey what’s up im your uber

remember the first time you heard take me to church on the radio and it felt like your spine was being ripped out? good times

I really like her.