Occupational Hazard

i’ve waited a whole year to finally reblog this

Been in my queue for a year

This has been in my queue for four months.

you know, when i said i wanted the real world to be more like harry potter i just meant the teleportation and the butterbeer, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers have to rise up and fight back

this is beautiful

I will reblog this every time it crosses my dash.

People who don’t get this infuriate me

Same.

when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”

How the fuck did he do that …

Mans a s class ninja