Fińàncial Harm

they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

There's also the stone rule: Just start hitting people.

that’s right

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years

check out bisexuality if you get the chance. sound of the summer

omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

most embarrassing thing someone can see is your youtube home page. id rather they walk in on me naked

bapping you with my soft wittle paws until naught but ash and dust remains

kittens are amazing bc they're like what if a wayward ball of lint was also made of knives