I’m the type of girl your mother hopes you fall in love with

heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat

sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.

Joey Armstrong reblog if you agree

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

*slow clapping at the dad*

I always reblog this.

What cruel shark mocks you and then eats you

Grand Theft Auto V is a revolutionary game that allows you to live out your darkest fantasies such as being a fat, depressed middle aged man with a fetish for bisexual meth addicts.

things I would do: date Joey Armstrong