Ned Motherfucking Sanders

How dare you! 😭

God how I love his laughter 😂😂 this man is simply amazing, energizing, positive and optimistic🖤🖤🖤

This feels like a voicemail drunk John would leave for Abigail.

Woah there slow your horses cowboy, this here is MILF country

everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it??

feel the same about arizona ice tea. arizona’s still there so what the fuck

Freddie reincarnated,,, back on his bullshit,,,

HE WHAT

me, an extrovert, to my introvert friend: hey what’s the label on this bottle of vodka say i don’t know how to read xD my introvert friend: will you shut up! i’m trying to astral project into the library

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this