The Stabbiest Vampire Around

Hey y’all! Quick heads up, i’ve changed my name. Gonna be going by Ash now!

hey you guys do know that men can be submissive to women without it having to be a degrading thing right. like men can like being submissive/getting pegged by their girlfriends/wives/whoever. you know that right.

one of the best feelings is knowing that you’re wanted. knowing that someone wants to talk to you, wants to know how you’re doing, wants to see you.

When a Ler goes “oh~?”

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

i feel like a lot of the time people make it seem like cutting a toxic person out of your life will be an instant weight off your shoulders and you’ll feel free and better and it’s usually like…. not that happy of a situation like it’s not FUN cutting people off but it’s often necessary. especially if it’s someone you’ve been through a lot with you’ll probably feel guilty and bad and a little regretful even though it’s the best thing for you, it’s not as easy or as instantly satisfying as it seems.

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

notice here that consent is revoked without ever saying no and consent goes so far beyond yes/no!!!!!!

It is ok to say no

Don't get fooled by the kinky stuff. All I wanna do is snuggle down close to someone in bed and sleep and feel warm and safe

i have disorders they haven’t even discovered yet. for example sometimes life is hard

Literally all I want is for someone to spoon me and trace my bare tummy very gently with their fingertips from behind and tease me for being too ticklish to handle it

I think everyone deserves to be called pretty by someone who means it and this should happen often

i ain’t forcing nothing, i learned my lesson.

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste