strawberry ♡ daydream

why are YOU whining about getting edged?? don't you know how hard it is for me? all I wanna do is see you cum over and over until you go fucking braindead but instead I'm taking my time with you, treating you nice, making sure it's gonna be extra good for you. so why don't you thank me? say it. say "thank you for not letting me cum yet." good job. say it again.

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Good hygiene is KEY to having good sex. I make sure that if I can, I shower before having sex. Having safe sex is important. Don’t be lazy and cut corners just because you don’t want to “wear a condom/put a condom on a strap”. It literally takes 30 seconds. You can even have them put it on you strap for you if it’s really that much of a hassle. Be mindful and considerate of the people you have sex with. They are opening up and trusting you with their body. That is special. Please please please for the love of god, respect the people you sleep with or don’t sleep with anyone at all.

everybody give it up for female characters who are WEIRD and OFFPUTTING. maybe even LOUD and UNAFRAID TO TAKE UP SPACE. round of applause. NOW.

working up the courage to message an old friend you've fallen out of contact with is weird, especially if you were really close. like hi i think about you almost every day and sometimes i dream about you and your name is etched on my soul. we haven't spoken in five years. how are you?

you’re laughing. wow. i’m squeezing ur hips because i think ur so cute and you’re laughing.

I’m gonna need some help. I’m about $50 short for being able to turn my Internet back on as it got shut off for non payment. I have no money and make my money online so I’d like to be able to have it turned back on 😅

I only have $0.55 to my name 😅

Please help if you can I don’t have very good cell phone signal out here

I haven’t been able to work in a few days now so please help if you can

I am a simple person. I just want princes and princesses to be fucked by the entire barracks of knights. Like. Once a month. Surely that's not too much to ask.

Thinking about smoke sesh that turns into flirting and groping that turns into disrespectful choke-slam creampie sex

bro you’re looking lowkey jubilant today. make that ass bounce for me

Wrestling for dominance and thinking you have it in the bag, you're gonna win, you have all the confidence, and then your partner physically overpowers you and pins you down out of nowhere, getting manhandled into submission- I'm gonna scream.

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

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