Bruh

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

That's not even me complaining about my own income situation or anything. Just like. Thinking about the time someone speculated about the monetary incentives behind my comics, at a time when I had literally no online revenue stream at all.

I've been called petit bourgeois for being a self-published writer and hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

"Online freelancers are petit bourgeois" is LITERALLY the thing the corporations hosting the gig economy use to justify treating their workers like shit 😭

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time

A parent that welcomes you back home after things have fallen apart. A best friend whose voice alone who can make you relax. A spouse who convinces you to stay in bed an extra hour and leave the dishes for later. A stranger who sees you tired and gives up their seat on the train. Augh. The humanity of it

Scientists shouldn't have to pretend they're bringing back the dire wolf. Geneticists should be able to say "I want to make wolves larger for no reason", and we should have the resources to say "that sounds cool as hell. Here's a billion dollars"