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@thesnom
"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time
A parent that welcomes you back home after things have fallen apart. A best friend whose voice alone who can make you relax. A spouse who convinces you to stay in bed an extra hour and leave the dishes for later. A stranger who sees you tired and gives up their seat on the train. Augh. The humanity of it
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Scientists shouldn't have to pretend they're bringing back the dire wolf. Geneticists should be able to say "I want to make wolves larger for no reason", and we should have the resources to say "that sounds cool as hell. Here's a billion dollars"
Interrupt his scratching time and face his wrath!!!
"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.
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when you’re dancing with some rando in the tower and your fireteam lead takes you to orbit without warning
by calling it "time theft", the state created a crime that sounds even cooler than simply dicking around while on the clock, something which is already incredibly cool
the degree that parents of young children seem to think Baby Shark came out of nowhere astounds me. this is a DECADES-OLD camp song, that has spanned generations.Â
i am not a parent of a young child but i worked at summer camps for years and let me tell you before it was ruined by parents of young children baby shark was the most fun camp song ever. kids went buckwild over baby shark. but then it had to be commercialized. you ruined it. yall motherfuckers stay away from the bear song or we’ll have wordsÂ
#part of the problem w/ commercializing camp songs#other than you know Everything#is that it canonizes a specific version#one of the best parts of baby shark was that every camp had slightly different versions#does the singer die and go to hell?#are they reincarnated as a shark?#are they left as a concsious severed head bobbing in the waves?#it was different each time it was sung and its fucking beautiful
why’d he do that
under space communism we mostly won't have war but we do let the military scifi nerds occasionally blow each other up for made up factions with elaborate lore in the asteroid belt for fun
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It’s so crazy that Luke Skywalker thought his dad was just some freighter pilot and yet also claimed to be a podracing fan how did he not think to look at the records and see his dad was the only human to ever win the Boonta Eve Classic the legend who defeated the great Sebulba #FakeFan
Luke: Hey this pod racer who was the only human to win the Boonta Eve Classic has the same last name as me.
Uncle Owen: he's your third cousin stop asking questions don't look into what he did after that
god this is embarrassing imagine saying this. imagine saying these words in that order. imagine thinking that thats an own. i genuinely cannot think of a more succinct way of saying "ive never listened to a single green day song before" elon did you really think you were the good guy in american idiot. are you kidding me. kill yourself
imagine being the literal richest person in the world and not thinking you're the machine
love green day for pissing off these losers with the same song for two decades and counting.
a trans woman expressing love freely and openly to everyone in her life. a beautiful thing
the damage done by the trans bathroom predator myth is impossible to overstate
to know that the myth permeates the space between you and everyone you meet, living in both of your minds whether either of you choose to believe it or not. it turns our love, our kindness, into a threat
performing indifference can become a kind of defense mechanism for us. a way of saying "hey, I have no interest in you, so you're safe from me"
even the smallest, most platonic acts of love or even kindness feel laced with the guilt of imagined violence
if a tgirl shows you love in any form, know that she's placing her trust in you
actually to add to this, Ive noticed as a tgirl, anytime I'm affectionate with a person, I always end up overthinking afterwards that I manipulated them into it and they didnt want to (no matter how low key it is (even like holding hands-)), this isnt anything new either, been like it for as long as I've been out, and I think this ^^^^ is why
No matter how self confident we are, its hard to get out of your own head when very loud parts of society nowadays are talking about how fundamentally evil I am for just being a trans girl
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Stinky
it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living
