Humble Bagel

horse keeping blogs are reblogging this in agreement and thats probably funnier than the actual post 

What happened to OP?

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

she got kicked off here for selling diet pills to teenagers, right?

she absolutely did! along with her friends! there’s a really good article about it floating around on the internet somewhere

what the

*does a magical girl transformation but nothing actually changes about me except i get a gun*

lesbians? nice. bi girls? nice. trans girls? nice. he/him lesbians? nice. butch girls? nice. femme girls? nice. label-free girls? nice. in the closet girls? nice. out and proud girls? nice. girls? NICE.

69? Nice

This suggests that there are or were indeed rats in the pokémon universe. Leading me to believe other animals may have or do exist as well. Since we do not see any of them I am to assume that they are all extinct now. This brings me to the conclusion that pokémon are mutated versions of animals. What caused the animals to mutate? What lead to this world? In this essay I will... 

Take me out

to the ball game

Then take me out of this miserable existence.

He took him on a special day trip to the amusement park and decided it was a good idea to tell him his parents died at the top of the Ferris wheel. It was not a good idea...