— leading by my heart.

Oh neither. I kept getting lost before I got my cell service changed so I could use my GPS.

ELIAS: why is six afraid of seven

For the most part. I have a pretty solid jog route down and that was like my number one struggle at first.

I mean I’ve had my fair share of experiences with older chicks, but I don’t want her to feel tied down. Everyone does. Ask like anyone besides you.

Hm, I think you’re right. Thankfully the shortest part of my bangs aren’t too short. So I think I’ve lucked out there.

So I’m in a bit of a pickle… I went to cut my bangs, because they were getting really long. And I had the perfect angle and the perfect length. And I went to cut it and somehow it ended completely crooked. Any tips on how to fix this before school starts would be greatly appreciated, because we’re T-minus 6 days away and I look like a nut. 

Yep, definitely a kill-joy. Look it’s fine and dandy if you aren’t into Dahmer, but seriously, don’t be such a frigid bitch about the whole thing. I’m not shoving it down your throat that you should think the dude’s interesting, quite honestly I don’t give a shit? Oh and uh, joke’s on you, I’ve always got some kinda head up my ass. Could be mine, could be a dude down the block - who knows?

I’ve got abs of pure steel, they can handle any and all food. I’m not too worried about it. Plus constant food comas are definitely a thing.

Already have, gonna drag my cousin if I have to. What’s wrong with finding this dude fascinating? Oh God, if you’re gonna go into a “feminism” spiel about the lesser known female serial killers, thanks but no thanks. I can do my own research. Your loss, my gain - you seem like kind of a killjoy.

I had nothing in mind - just don’t have any plans for tonight and thought I’d make some with you, if you weren’t busy. 

You know, that actually makes a lot of sense.

Cause I don’t wanna fall in love with an old lady. Well, I don’t want her to fall in love with me. Everyone falls in love with me.

Because nothing exciting happened. Just house parties and drinking, which is only fun for a little while.

You would’ve had to fight me for it. But, I will gladly buy you another one if you come over and watch movies with me.

I’m gonna do it. I can, like, totally wing it. Hopefully. Um, just gonna go see….. things. Cool things. Outside Nevada because, you know. Outside Nevada is more exciting. I’m going for it!!

So you’re openly admitting your interest in fruit, Berry? Not judging… obviously, I would never, but it really does show me who you are as a person, and I’m not sure how I feel about it. If you want me to seriously consider it? A pear or cherries come to mind. The reasons being the shapes of the fruit, and cherries usually come as a two pair, and it’d make it easier to… you know, but I’m not putting anymore thought into it because the images I’m getting aren’t the best right now, babe. Take the fruit out of the equation and I wouldn’t complain, but with the addition I can’t say I’m feeling much, but an annoyance with how wasteful it is.